May 2013
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
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i want you all to know that my niece slept over and we slept together in the same place and i was so miserable. she just kept rolling around and pushing me off my pillow. once she rolled around and pressed her head against my boob s and i couldnt move.
1innea:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
hate u all
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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kawaiipeculier:
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
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sheepishwoes:
what the fuck did i just stumble across
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Watch
burghers:
is this seat taken? *sits on ur dick*
oomshi:
internetexplorers:
I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES
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